STAR vs. ENQUIRER

Auntie Ellen has brought to my attention that it may be time to move on to a different topic. Her argument was that she didn't really know enough about the whole war on terror to make a legitimate argument. And furthermore, even if she did, it wouldn't matter. Because she doesn't care. And that's certainly okay.

I second her motion on changing topics on the grounds that, despite how eloquent and reasonable our argrments are on this matter (War on Terror), we're really not going to change each others' minds anyway.

So let's argue about which magazine is better to read in line at the grocery store: Star or The Enquirer?